I HATE BUTTFUGLY! He’s a low-life who relies on brute force and sheer weight to play dirty. He also has no sportsmanlike qualities at all; he jeers at the other team, hits opposing players in the face even though they play cleanly, and interferes with the opposing goalie’s performance. Not to mention he looks like [...]

Sometimes, I am my own worst enemy.

When you meet someone and say, “Hi, my name is Cindy,” and she replies, “Hi, my name is Miracle,” what exactly do you say? Possible options: “Is your dad named Jesus?” “Is your last name Whip?” “Can I interest you in visiting an SPCA shelter?” “Can you make this chair levitate right now?” Seriously, people. [...]

What is my utopia? I Googled the web for a journal prompt, and this was the question that I got. My utopia would be a place where I could live exclusively with my boyfriend, with our families just down the street, in a cozy, serene house or apartment big enough to accommodate our needs as [...]

My boyfriend and I have some really priceless moments at this local pet store chain, Pet Habitat. Once, we were in the one at Metrotown, and were looking at the dogs on display behind a glass wall with other shoppers. One middle-aged woman leaned forward intently to peer at the dogs, and BAM, bashed her [...]