My boyfriend and I have some really priceless moments at this local pet store chain, Pet Habitat.

Once, we were in the one at Metrotown, and were looking at the dogs on display behind a glass wall with other shoppers. One middle-aged woman leaned forward intently to peer at the dogs, and BAM, bashed her forehead against the glass. It wasn’t light, either—she hit her head so hard that the impact resounded through the store and made all the shoppers turn to look. It was all we could to do contain our laughter, and we ran into an aisle where she couldn’t see us before surrendering to mirth. The woman acted like nothing happened.

Then, today, at the Richmond Centre branch, we saw a Maltese puppy take a dump with its rear in full-frontal view. Extremely graphic. But the big shocker came when, after its business was completed, the dimwit turned around, sniffed its own fresh excrement, and started to eat it. We waited for the dog to realize that it was making a mistake, but it didn’t. Minutes passed and it continued to consume its own crap. The dog visibly enjoyed this activity, making sure to gobble up every last morsel till nothing was left, and repeatedly licked its chops in delight. The dog finished everything before the treats had even cooled off. It was definitely a priceless moment that will be forever cherished and looked back on with fondness.

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